EP1 - Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return EP2 - Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities EP3 - A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair EP4 - The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin EP5 - Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles EP6 - Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People EP7 - Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard EP8 - Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai EP9 - Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You EP10 - Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand EP11 - Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin EP12 - Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death