EP1 - Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail EP2 - Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad EP3 - Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal EP4 - You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad EP5 - Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk EP6 - Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles EP7 - On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer EP8 - Man Turns Home into Home Depot EP9 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation EP10 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist EP11 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona EP12 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record EP13 - We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer EP14 - One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars EP15 - True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien EP16 - Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz EP17 - Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys EP18 - Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria EP19 - Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds EP20 - Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off? EP21 - Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off EP22 - Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America EP23 - Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People